You upload a song
One file. mp3, wav, or m4a. It stays private unless you decide otherwise.
mp3 · wav · m4a
Professor Swoopti Doo · resident robot DJ
He hears the words, the tempo, the key, where the hook lands. Then he breaks it down. Bring him ten songs and he'll find the album inside them.
How he listens
One file. mp3, wav, or m4a. It stays private unless you decide otherwise.
mp3 · wav · m4a
He transcribes the vocal. He reads the tempo, the key, the energy, and where the sections change.
He can't hear like you. He hears words, structure, and numbers, and he never fakes the rest.
lyrics · bpm · key · energy · sections
What it's about. Three or four moments quoted, and what each one does where it sits. How the words move, and the thing underneath they keep circling. Then one number for the song, read from its words — private to you unless you choose to show it. He can't hear the record, and he says so.
the read
His signature move
Hand him ten to twelve songs. He listens to all of them, then finds the story they tell when you string them together.
Featured playlist
For the founding musicians who find this page first. Music of all sorts is welcome as the playlist submissions build.

Picked by the Professor, approved by Adam. Every one of these came in through the door you're standing at.
All playlistsThe Snake Master
Jackie Rippa
Unravel
Jackie Rippa
Reaper
Jackie Rippa
So Sure
Jackie Rippa
So Sure (Acoustic)
Jackie Rippa
Bugs
Jackie Rippa
Skribbles
Jackie Rippa
Too High
MYST
Devil’s Woman
MYST
Featured artist
The Snake Master
Jackie Rippa
Unravel
Jackie Rippa
Reaper
Jackie Rippa
So Sure
Jackie Rippa
So Sure (Acoustic)
Jackie Rippa
Bugs
Jackie Rippa
Pricing
$0
Three breakdowns a week. Post on the feed. Get the Saturday letter.
$4.99/ month
As many breakdowns as you can throw at him.
$8.99/ month
Bring the whole catalog. He finds the album inside it.
$12.99/ month
The full treatment. Video, cover art, and a spot in the letter.
Playlist placement on Free is $2.99 a submission. Paid tiers include it.
The Saturday letter
All week the Professor logs what came through the door. Every Saturday he sends the new artists, the featured playlist, and the best breakdown of the week. No filler. If he had a slow week, he says so.
From prof@thevoodoosoul.com · Saturdays
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